Our resident techie, Collin, makes sure we always have what we need to keep our life support equipment (you know, smartphones, smart TV, Blu-Ray player, computer, Roku, and tablets) functioning because we can’t live without them.
At least that’s how it feels sometimes.
Most recently, he bought each of us a solar charger to keep our stuff going in the event of a power outage. Had that recent massive solar storm taken out the earth’s power grids and all things tech, it might have killed us.
At least that’s how it feels sometimes.
When I had trouble navigating my Windows 8 tablet, he got me a Bluetooth mouse. Problem solved.
But the best find of all came quite by accident. A couple of weeks ago, we spent an afternoon at Five Below. They have some really great stuff–tablet cases, waterproof phone cases…and headphones. Using earphones has always been a problem for me. Once upon a time, I had Bluetooth for my phone. I couldn’t keep it in my ear. I’m still not sure what I was doing wrong. I like earbuds, but they tend to fall out. Again, I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong. Five Below had something I had used a long time ago–large, padded headphones. There was quite an assortment–different brands, a multitude of colors. Collin and I each got two.
It wasn’t until we got home that I discovered these headphones weren’t just for listening to music and audiobooks–they also worked for talking on the phone. There’s more, but I’ll get back to that discovery in a minute. Here comes the ugly.
For some reason, my entire Audible library had disappeared from my Kindle Fire HD. After a few choice expletives, I got on live chat with an Audible rep. This shows just how desperate I was–I hate chat almost as much as I hate talking on the phone. Both are considered last resort methods of communication in our house. The chat went nowhere, and I was transferred to an Amazon rep, since the problem, they said, was in my Kindle.
The Amazon rep informed me that the problem was that my Kindle had been de-registered. De-registered? I knew that wasn’t possible. I use it every day. I had just downloaded a new Audible book the day before. In fact, I had just gone through the naming process. Yes, for those of you who have never done this, there is a way to name your devices. Most of mine have Minion names, except the Windows tablet. That’s Rocket, so named in honor of the trigger-happy raccoon in Guardians of the Galaxy.
I fired off an angry email to Audible, telling them I did not want to get a phone call. I did not want to chat. I just wanted my audiobooks back on my Kindle–or I would cancel my membership. It wasn’t long before I received an email from a very helpful tech who gave me detailed directions for restoring my library. Collin followed the instructions, and my books were back in minutes.
I know some people are still skeptical about ebooks, but this just made me more certain of my choice. Twenty years ago, I lost 90% of my books, mostly hardcover. It would have cost me a fortune to replace them–which, at the time, I didn’t have. So, my books were gone–until the Kindle came along. My audiobooks may have disappeared from my Kindle, but they were never really lost. I got them back at no further cost to me other than the stress that had my blood pressure shooting into the stratosphere until the problem was resolved.
Now, back to my unexpected headphone discovery. As some of you already know, my new publisher is going to re-release all of my backlist in print and ebook format–but there’s a problem. Most of those books were written on a typewriter, which meant there were no digital copies of the manuscripts. I no longer had the typed copies, either. This meant Collin and I would have to scan the pages and use an OCR program to produce a Word document for the publisher. That’s time-consuming and after full of errors. Or I could retype everything (even more time-consuming). Or I could dictate the text into the computer–where do I begin to explain why that wouldn’t work?
I do most of my writing on my phone or tablets. My phone does have a text-to-speech option, but the results are mixed. As I sat at McDonald’s waiting for Collin yesterday, I started to think. If the headphones worked for the phone, why not for dictation? It was worth a try. I started small, sending Collin a dictated text. It was perfect. As it turns out, my cheapy headphones ($1.99 at Five Below) produce flawless text from my dictation.
This might not take forever, after all.